By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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