I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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