Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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