On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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