Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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