Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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