How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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