All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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