Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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