I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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