I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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