Got a toothbrush?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize