capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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