do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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