i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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