Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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