I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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