if i can run in heels then i can drive
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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