You made me cry and you don't even care
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
