Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
barbara walters just said penis...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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