I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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