Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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