You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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