Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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