I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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