I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
