You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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