you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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