Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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