So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
