But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
that's an acceptable place to lick
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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