Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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