I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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