I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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