The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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