If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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