6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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