people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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