it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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