if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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