My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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