Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
3 2 1 whiskey
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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