I love black thongs
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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