We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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