Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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