i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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