I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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