I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you will always have a special place in my vag
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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