Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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