we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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