yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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