Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
