O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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