I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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