So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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