ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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