Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
